5.15.2006

barry bonds and the sports writers

honestly, i don't know what to think. on one hand, barry bonds is the greatest hitter in a generation and a jerk who may have taken performance enhancing drugs to aid his chase of the career home run record. on the other, the sports writers will not leave this thing alone. does anyone care about barry passing ruth except the guys at ESPN? we've got "barry watch" showing us every sinlge at bat in his grueling slump where he's batting .090 since the start of may. do you think the guilt is setting in? why else would this man who averages a home run every twelve at bats only have a handful of hits and no home runs in fifteen days. all i know is barry needs to either hit a home run soon or trip on his way out of the dugout and tear his knee up so badly that he will be forced to retire at 713. one way or the other it just needs to end. this is madness. when does training camp start? i need an nfl fix.

on another sports note, larry brown is a genius. he's going to get $40 million dollars for one year of coaching after the knicks buyout his contract and fire him. all he had to do was finish with the worst record in the nba. genius, i tell you! genius!

my final thought... let's just make mexico the 51st state instead of closing the border. this way we can exploit their oil fields and banana farms, and they can work and live wherever they want. i think its a good compromise. or we could go with the bush plan and waste a couple billion dollars to put our army and national guard to work to fight another losing cause. i find bush's speech interesting considering there were people volunteering a few months ago to do the exact same job for free and the government told them their services weren't needed.

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